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offing • Offing myself • offing himself • off/ offing • Pissed Offington • tas-all-offing • toffing • Oofing • oofington • Orfing
offing
Action taken by a mafia boss against certain individuals that have fallen out of favor with the organization.
Upon learning that an associate had misappropriated funds belonging the organization, the Don had to make the difficult decision of ordering the offing of the misguided associate.
offing by RunningMama_26 April 22, 2016
offing myself
offing myself by rallies June 30, 2021
offing himself
offing himself by Jay Jay <33 October 20, 2008
Offing myself
Offing myself by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021
off/ offing
All she could talk about was offing herself
off/ offing by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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