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The sea between the horizon and the offshore
There was an ominous cloud in the offing.
Offing by AlterLynx October 20, 2017
Words you can keep
An Italian Mafia term used to describe murdering someone. Similar to other Mafioso terms such as whack or hit.
"I sure as shit ain't gonna be the one offing that guy without permission from the Boss. He's a made-man for God's sake. What do you think I am, a fuckin' stugatz"?
offing by Vkngfan76 April 20, 2016
Action taken by a mafia boss against certain individuals that have fallen out of favor with the organization.
Upon learning that an associate had misappropriated funds belonging the organization, the Don had to make the difficult decision of ordering the offing of the misguided associate.
offing by RunningMama_26 April 22, 2016

offing myself 

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.
Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.
offing myself by rallies June 30, 2021

offing himself 

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.
Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'
offing himself by Jay Jay <33 October 20, 2008

Offing myself 

The only option for me....

GG mates
Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk
Offing myself by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

off/ offing 

All she could talk about was offing herself
off/ offing by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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