orgastronomic

Adj: explaining the expeirence caused by eating something so amazing that your entire enteric/gastrointestional nervous system (smell, taste, all the nerves & cells in your gut that tell you what they really need) ilicit a "la petite moir" type of orgasmic response, or a short period of transcendence.

"Oh my gawd! That marinated, grilled, grass-fed, free-range, antibiotic-free, organic beef tenderloin was f-ing orgastronomic! Wait... I can't move. Don't touch my plate...yet... ah! No. don't move. ah. oh, okay. okay. whew. I am going to lick that plate clean."

by SaraHeartburn October 27, 2012

Playable Orgasm

A video game experience so good it's almost orgasmic.

Holy shit, playing Saints Row The Third is so frigging amazing! It's like a playable orgasm!!

by Valtiel05 November 14, 2011

Killcam orgasm

When a particular player pulls of an extremely lucky and/or skillful final-kill in any first-person shooter (specifically titles such as Call of Duty) and all participating players within the match go ape-shit crazy and scream or shout in a mixture of surprise, awe and/or disbelief upon seeing the video play-back, straight into their microphones all at once to the point the garbled mixture of sound and voices turns into what sounds like an orgasm.

Definition may not necessarily apply to said video game title exclusively, and can be attributed for use in similar situations in any other competitive multi-player video game.

*Throwing knife strikes an opponent across the map, the match ends in the thrower's favor*
Thrower: "Huh? Oh...OH MY GOD...OOOHHH! OH MY FUCKING GOD-"
Team Member 1: "OOHHHH, HOLY SHI-
Team Member 2: WOOAH!, OOHHHH!
Opponent Team Member 1: "-MY FUCKING GOD! HE HIT IT-"
Thrower: "-MOM, GET THE CAMERA! MUMMEH! MUMMEH! MUMEEEHH!

Video Sample of Killcam orgasm: watch?v=mLRbZJS5A_E

-Sample for other multiplayer video-games-
Player 1: Happy feet, WOMBO COMBO-
Player 2: That aint falco...
Player 1: That aint fal- OH OHH, OHHHH!
Player 2: OHHHH! OOHHHHH!

Audience/Spectator(s): OHHHH! MY GOD!

Player 1: OHHHH! OOHHHHH!

Player 1: WHERE YOU AT!!?? WHERE YOU AT!!??? WHERE YOU AT!!??? OHHHH, OH MY GOD-"
Audience/Spectator(s): WOOMMBO COMMBO!
Video Sample of Killcam orgasm: watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

by iAmWhatlAm April 12, 2017

Virginal orgasm

Is achieved by pranayama, meditation techniques or plant medicines that raise your level of consciousness to experience a state of euphoric bliss and divine energy.

I just did this meditation class and after an hour of breath work and meditation my whole body was electric, as if I had been lifted off the ground and elevated into the clouds. It felt so good, it was a virginal orgasm!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

Male Orgasm

When a Males Is Having a Great Time Sexually and His Eyes Begin To Roll and His Moans and Groans Get Louder and His Penis Begins Throbbing.

She Was Too GoodI Got a Male Orgasm

by Urbanized Dictionary November 23, 2021

Orgacrastinate

(awr-guh-kras-tuh-neyt) - verb

To organize when you should be doing something else. May include tasks like cleaning, laundry, arranging notes from class, going through and erasing the texts in your phone, and any form of color coding.

a.k.a. productive procrastination or semi-productive procrastination, but orgacrastination is specific to tidying and it's more fun to say.

Person-who-doesn't-have-the-attention-span-of-a-goldfish: Why haven't you finished your paper yet?

Orgacrastinator: I don't know what happened. I was starting my paper last night when I looked around and suddenly realized that I couldn't possibly work in such a messy environment, even though it hasn't bothered me for the past month. So, I turned on the TV while I did laundry, color coded my closet and rearranged my furniture. Now my room is clean, but I only have an hour to write my paper...

Person-who-doesn't-have-the-attention-span-of-a-goldfish: You really shouldn't orgacrastinate like that.

by TheAchelle April 26, 2011

organ hammer

An organ hammer is a step up from a gut beater. It is able to explore all areas of the uncharted depths planting flags where no man has gone. Causing mini gushers with the intense flag planting throughout the exploration.

Gut beater is what they called me when I was 12. I got this here organ hammer I’m packing around now.
Men having this status often suffer bruising on the inside of the knees. And often develop a lot of not only female but also male stalkers.

Organ hammers are usually better suited for deep hammer taking waterheads.

by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019