Nonce

Nonce is like once but for something that never happened.

I heard that happened nonce.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids

Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!

by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020

Nonce

A well constructed argument.

James was losing the debate but then called Simon a nonce. James won the debate by default.

by Nonce-eater 5000 July 30, 2019

nonce

british slang term for a pedo/pedophile
also overused by 12 year olds

Mr Jenkins is such a nonce. Ew.

by topshaggerinz May 5, 2019

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by A living human? March 16, 2020

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012