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Nicki Minaj 

The queen of toilet music.

In rap terms: Boys blow up her phone while she sits on the porcelain throne. Taking dirty shits and calling them music hits. C she's not rap because she puts the C in crap. Shlong-poo and the wrist icicles, like getting ear-fucked by dick bicycles. Talking about "rim rim rims" while giving 'Wayne rimjobs. Lard ass either plastic or never touched a gym. Boys call her "Icki" cuz her puss is Minaj sticky, stinking so bad they call her Young Seafood Chim'ney. Kurt Cobain, seeing Minaj in a vision, made his suicide decision. Saw her in the sewer covered in poo, smiling like a clown saying "you'll float too!" She's all ass, no class, and no girl you'd screw.
Nicki Minaj -- No, you don't use the name in a sentence or I'm calling the police.
Nicki Minaj by Zroogz June 6, 2018

Nicki Minaj 

THE QUEEN OF RAPPPPPPPPPPPP
NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAPPPPPPPPPp
Nicki Minaj by B A D B I T C H March 4, 2021

Nicki Minaj 

Nicki Minaj is just like a child
Nicki Minaj by Woowiewoow June 5, 2021

Nicki Minaj 

26-year-old Trinidadian female rapper. Released a number of mixtapes under Lil Wayne's label before her rise to fame with Pink Friday. Has collaborated with artists such as Rihanna, Trey Songz, Eminem, etc.

She is a walking billboard for Young Money; she constantly attempts to slip the label's name in her songs, as if the very mention of this concentration of unbelievably gifted rappers makes critics piss their pants. The shameless advertising, as well as her outrageous outfits and stage personae, helps to distract from or enhance the otherwise mundane experience of listening to her sing/rap. Despite fervent claims that "Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fuckin' wit'," you may get away with it if you a) have a flow exceeding that of a corn husk, and b) can write about something other than slapping the MAC off of bitches and "How you doin' boy, you look fine enough for ME!"

Whether you love or hate her, her background, race, affiliation with YM members, and the curvaceous quality of her derriere should not have to affect your perception of her, as she is, to most of us, strictly an artist. Which is a shame, since her ass does look smack-worthy.
From Nicki Minaj's song, "Baddest Bitch":
"Got the Austin Power flow, I'm groovy, bitches
And no, you're no match for my oozie, bitches
I dumb my raps down so I don't lose these bitches
Say some sex shit like wetter than jacuzzi, bitches."

Struck some gold, didn't you, Wayne, you lucky dog.

Nicki Minaj 

A washed up rapper that piggyback’s young people’s success to get hits because she can’t do it on her own. Watch out! She might have three men looking for your daughters
Who is the fad of rap? Nicki Minaj of course
Nicki Minaj by arigaga October 14, 2020

nicki minaj 

A famous female rapper, she's known to most as a brainless buttimplant wearing hoodrat without a moral center.
What do I think of Nicki Minaj? I think she's a Stupid Hoe.
nicki minaj by Thisbasebelongstome November 15, 2015