nerf ballshot

shooting a person with a nerf gun in their dick

he enjoyed nerf ballshot bc it was world war 2 related

by oreonoob601485 June 7, 2021

Nerfing around

The act of ignoring friends and family due to being addicted to playing with nerf guns.

A: Hey where's your dumbass of a boyfriend?
B: I don't know, he won't quit nerfing around!

by DJ Gumbo December 17, 2012

Nerf gun

Real weapons of mass destruction

1:give me your money bitch

2:but I have a nerf gun
1 starts running away

by RETARDCUH666 June 19, 2023

Nerf Darting

An attempt to have sex with a semi-flaccid penis, which is often caused by alcohol or drug use.

Thanks for inviting me over but I've done a few bumps. I'll just end up nerf darting you all night!

by Voltaire321 July 8, 2012

Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.

"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".

by Nerf Batting Association March 8, 2019

nerf herder

Awesome band with a good sense of humour. Songs sound sorta similar to Weezer songs.

-Hey, have you heard that song, Pervert, by Nerf Herder?
-Yeah! It was wicked funny!

by Anonymous March 31, 2004

Nerf Miner

Another term for when someone accepts to have gay anal sex.

“Hey dude, wanna fuck?”
“Nerf Miner”

by saltyjarjar March 3, 2022