Near

Almost

"I near fell out of the chair"

(GIF: Shin Hye-sun)

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024

Near

A Smash Discord server Admin who loves lolis.

Ah'mere: "Have you seen Near?"
Yello: "Bro, he's a man of culture!"
Ah'mere: "Doesn't he like lolis?"

by Light Yagami (Goro Akechi) November 30, 2020

Near

The least popular person on Instagram that no one likes.

"Do you know Near?"

"Yes, I hate them"

by SsnailL November 22, 2021

furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.

Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-

by Cherry ♥️ June 10, 2023

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 22, 2025

Near enough

sufficiently close to being the case for all practical purposes.

"this price was near enough the going rate for rent"

GIF: Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024

Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.

Hey there J-man, nice near hit!

by Sneedonym February 19, 2023