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Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.
Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.
by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!
by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003
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river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river
Ottawa is river near to Quebec
by Simon Pawlowski May 16, 2006
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A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011
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nowhere near

say i need a talking with
someone who knows
tell em what it feels like
or when it hurts

the sky she looks upon
the roaring seas
does anybody ever hear
what she hears

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near
no-no-o-where near

a flesh i can get used to
a bone to touch
this road they talk about
well it don't mean that much

beyond the happy times
beyond spring and fall
he's hiding just like you
like me like all

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near

no-no-owhere near
living means giving in
when you can't go
and desire is the fire
burning on the low

burning slow
and nobodys nowhere near
swallow whole
no-no-owhere near

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by Krkič May 4, 2020
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Pritty Near

: used to describe when something is nearly correct

often confused with 'pretty close'

common misspellings of pritty include 'pretty'
This is pritty near just like a farm.
by my98hd October 15, 2012
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Historically Near-Sighted

a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 5, 2010
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