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Noodle

A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.
I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!
by Littlepunk February 13, 2022
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Noodle

Typical looser without job. Usually lives in caves.
Noodle
by Xyzboy September 10, 2022
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Noodle

A synonym for head.
My girlfriend gave me great noodle last night!
by Chittick March 20, 2024
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Noodle Market

A group of Asian Males aka too much noodle.
Man, that LAN party was a total noodle market.
by Raypower October 17, 2013
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noodle chewer

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
by walterc March 26, 2013
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Noodle Stab

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development
Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab
by AD2013Fan May 27, 2013
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noodle gorillaz

The badass guitarist for virtual band Gorillaz. Dont fuck with her. Fight her, she'll win.
by Bitch u dont need my name July 28, 2017
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