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Noodley (adj.) - The act of being similar to a noodle. An object can be described as noodley when it fails to adhere to a rigid pattern, droops, wobbles, or oscillates.
Have you heard that Lotus is bringing back some of their older, more noodley jams this year?
Noodley by Falkryx January 28, 2015
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to resemble the traits of a well cooked noodle, especially when under the influence of alcohol.
I drank way too much last night, I was a bit too noodley

Dude,
you were such a noodle last night... what were you drinking???????????
noodley by charles1211111111 March 8, 2016
When there's noodles on noodles, it is too noodley.
Murshidah: "Do you want noodle with your noodle things."
Jumara: "I'm already having noodles tho."

Murshidah: "Oh yh that would be too noodley."
Noodley by Neo is halal July 26, 2020
When something is very squirmy and weird and looks like a noodle you call them noodley.
Dude 1: Bro you look so noodley today.
Dude 2: Yeah I know dude I hate it.
Noodley by NoodleTime January 11, 2020
Noodley - thin or long

Noodley - having style
“Your so noodley”
Noodley by Ur_krewgirly January 21, 2024

Noodley Onions 

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein
Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!
Noodley Onions by Dabmaster9000 October 8, 2018

Noodley as fuck 

Basically, it means whatever you feel it means.
Happy: “I JUST GOT A NEW PUPPY!” “OH NICE DUDE, that’s noodley as fuck!”

Sad: “Hey babe, I’m breaking up with you for your sister” “Oh, that’s noodley as fuck”
Noodley as fuck by NeatBeans April 29, 2019
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