Bangin the noodle

Asking the real questions. NOT jacking off!
Can be used as a defensive saying when someone doesn’t get your question or is offended by it.

*First Date*

Jack: Wow, what size are your tits?
Stephanie: What?!?
Jack: Sorry, I’m just bangin the noodle.

by 5wampDaddy July 16, 2018

Get noob

A term that roblox players use to insult another user or another way of saying I won not you XD loser

HAHA LOSER GET NOOB IDIOT I HAVE BIG ROUX U DONT

by Am big roux June 18, 2019

Noodle Stab

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development

Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab

by AD2013Fan May 27, 2013

Fu-noodling

The act of drinking a beer at a rapid pace through a pool noodle. It is similar to the concept of a "beer bong" but obviously more fun hence the name FUNoodle

"let's bong some beers!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"

by Evanislikewoah September 13, 2011

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

Noot Noot

Pingu's main method of communication.

Noot noot!

by Enw Ffug June 23, 2011

Noona

Noona is a word used by korean males to address female older than them who they are close to (biological or not).

It's often used in a romantic relationship when a guy refers to his girlfriend (or the guy hitting on a girl) who is older/same age as him.

Noona literally means "older sister"

The female version of this word is Unni.

Do you want to go on a date with me noona?

I told noona that I'll come home early today.

by Tinypanda March 6, 2016