Matates

Matates-holes carved in rocks, used by Indians to ground corn. Another word for the replacement of FUCK or SHIT, depending on the situation.

Matates! I forgot my homework. (Sorry after school, couldn't think of anything).

by Matates November 1, 2004

Macpatible

Mac desktop or laptop's compatibility with programs.

Dude you need to get a pc so we can play some games because most of the crap on the internet isn't macpatible.

by Cake Ninja June 18, 2009

manpathize

To empathize with something manly.

Did you see that episode of Man v. Wild when he ate a sheep heart? I can manpathize with that.

Did you see that guy who was gored while running with the bulls? I can manpathize with that.

by mtqoe November 18, 2011

matuata

A person who would always be cruel to their siblings especially to his sisters. Often a chatterbox but very intelligent and bright. But, he is two face. Basically, he is has an undercover personality.

for e.g
Person: How would you describe yourself? Good or bad?
Another person: I think...both? Like a matuata. A good mixture.

by k anonymous May 9, 2017

Mattatouie

A really really fuckin dumb ass kid

Yo matt why you such a mattatouie

by Matt=cockgobble April 1, 2019

matiathog

A foreign person with a massive cock, usually Mexican and contains the thog part. Thog just really don't care anymore. He will poop on you and make a lot of poop jokes. He is a very hard working person and will make some mean pizzas. He also invented the famous sentence "bruh moment."

Stranger: "Hey, I heard matiathog was in town today."
Stranger 2: "Yes, buckle up because the poop jokes are coming."

by Mr. Julian May 28, 2019

marpatch

A type of guy that uses acronyms like bgow and expects you to know it means big glass of water.

That guy is a real marpatch.

by secret_agents March 24, 2020