rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

timmy mallet

Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.

You love timmy mallet

by crawford February 9, 2004

Malletize

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.

Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."

by C2Y August 6, 2005

maneets

Verb. The act of being sheets, cheeks or possibly sheeps.

Brana are you sheets? No I’m maneets

Yo Thowsy you hittin maneets soon? Yeah time to cheeks

*Brana enters room where friends are sheetsing* Kyle: “Yo brana are you maneets right now?”

by Facs69 August 27, 2020

Manlest

When two men embrace and one is awkwardly more affectionate than the other.

Jack came in for a handshake and then all of the sudden he was holding me close and rubbing my back. I swear he was manlesting me!

by kmao April 18, 2009

Manslet

Pronounced - (Man-Slit)

A Bracelet that is fashionable for a Man to wear. Includes various types such as the "leather strap" with buttons, which is worn around the wrist. It allows a Man to say, "Hey, I’m masculine and I can wear jewelry too"

Is that a bracelet?" "No, it's a Manslet

by Remedy3466 June 10, 2010