half loper

Noun: The in between stages of an erection. Not a full fledged boner, and not quite flacid.

I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up with a half loper.

by _salesman_ May 14, 2005

dong loitering

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.

Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.

by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014

Baltimore Lottery

When someone abuses the pedestrian right-of-way law by walking out into oncoming traffic. You win the lottery by surviving and collecting the settlement money.

Bob: Jesus! I almost hit that lady! What was she thinking walking out in front of my car like that?

Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!

by HyenaButt November 14, 2011

loppers

1) large breasts on a man, that point down, and often have hair growth underneath

2) male tits

3) male boobs

4) lobbers

Brian's shirt came off, exposing his loppers!

by Pental May 10, 2006

Lolteracy

The condition or quality of being proficient in the art of chat acronyms.

John: 'hey m8 ow r u 2day roflmao'

Jack: 'Whoa, dude, that is some serious lolteracy!'

by Callum Dougan + The Edge July 16, 2008

Lottery Whiner

A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.

Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.

Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.

by troubledemon February 22, 2010

I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

by 10010100011 January 10, 2011