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Lifelong Learning

A flowery term for “learning until you die,” when the government would rather spend tax payers’ money upgrading its citizens’ intellectual health than paying for their poor mental or physical health.
Lifelong learning is the buzzword these days, because training institutes and universities, which are all hungry to get a decent share in the continuing education market, can reap an obscene amount of money with their sexy marketing.
by MathPlus December 16, 2017
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Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.
College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!
by Soul_Driver March 4, 2021
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Sam Learning

A website that helps in GCSE revision used by most schools - we all love it !!!
Bob : Hey have u been revisin
Bob2 : Yes sam learning its brill
by Bob 23 June 26, 2007
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Unique learning process

The process by which a guy learns that he loves a girl. The process involves the girl fucking lots of other dudes, anal, stds, and incessant lying.
Mark just went through a unique learning process, and realizes he loves Brittany, now he has herpes.
by jjjjjjmal September 24, 2010
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Internet learning

The process of learning everything from the Internet, be it through video, website, or text. you can achieve incredible speeds of learning anything you want to through the Internet, thereby maxing out every skill known to the human species to the max.
friend: I just achieved Internet learning and learned massage therapy, martial arts, how to be a ninja, plumbing, how to fix a crashed computer advertised my own website design business on craigslist and learned how to give any woman I desire an orgasm!

Second friend: Dude, Internet learning totally rocks, I think I'll try it!
by darkninja445 July 14, 2013
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Lua Learning

by AnnonyyMouseee May 6, 2021
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