smitten kitten

A term used to describe a person who is madly, wonderfully, deliriously in love with someone else. Can be used in a congratulatory sense or perhaps as a mild chastisement and warning.

"Wow, you're one smitten kitten!"

"Watch it Bill, you're getting to be a smitten kitten!"

by pahHONEix March 14, 2009

Shittin' Kittens

To be surprised or appalled.

When Tony said he won fifty bucks, I was nearly shittin' kittens!

by VixenGypsy September 18, 2004

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Ass-kittens

(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.

"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."

by AnVillain July 20, 2009

kitten city

Is a place of euphoric happiness, where dreams are made.

Spurs won 4 2 and i was in kitten city.

by The Royal Worm January 17, 2008

Kitten Wrangler

One who pursues many women at the same time, preferably of the younger variety (18-21). Generally involving promiscuous, casual sex and a feeling of accomplishment after a successful wrangling.

With all these 19 year old girls blowing up my phone I feel like a real kitten wrangler.

by Joker556 March 15, 2010

Swamp Kitten

A baby alligator.

Look at that momma and her adorable swamp kittens!

by Ganondox September 23, 2018