You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

Knickers

A word that sounds racist as fuck but is actually an english word for small shorts that usually women wear

Girl: Dad I found some knickers today
Dad: What the hell did you say!?
Girl: Yeah knickers, see (pulls up picture)
Dad: Oh you had me scared I thought you said something else

by Djjosh128 April 4, 2021

Face Knickers

Covid 19 masks

I'm out of Face Knickers, can I borrow yours?

by Dublinka March 26, 2021

Sahara Knickers

The vagina drying/mood killing impact of control knickers

When I saw those beige Sahara Knickers my vagina did it's best impression of a desert

by Cuntypants February 12, 2020

fishy knickered

The sensation a woman feels when sexually excited at the presence of a man.

The way I was dancing in that club last night, all the birds were fishy knickered.

by British Gash September 6, 2015

Interrogation knickers

Underwear that has been worn for several days in hot, sweaty, sharty conditions.They reek so badly, one could use them to interrogate a suspect. He will spill the beans pretty quickly.

"For fuck sake 007 change your underwear the place stinks of arse" "Not yet, Felix old man, we still haven't found the bomb. Another hour in these Interrogation knickers and they'll be ready for that cunt Goldfinger.

by 2litrecola December 15, 2011

Airplane Knickers

The sort of knickers that are always quick to take off when the time is right.

Eh Joe, do you think that redhead on the dancefloor will shag me if I ask ?
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.

by Scurlage February 23, 2024