kennelley

to be a kennelley is to be an amazing friend who doesn’t give any fucks. she’ll tell it to you straight with no regrets, because that’s just how a kennelley is. kennelley’s don’t crush hard often and when they do, you better not let them go. They’ll do anything for the ones they love but not everything. treat your kennelley’s right. because that’s what they’d do for you.

Girl 1: That girl is such a Kennelley! Her best friend is so lucky
Girl 2: LITERALLYYYYY SHE ATE THAT UPPPPP

by joannatheferret321 January 19, 2024

Kendell's Fart

Kendell's Fart is when your friend decides to fart in front of you while you are in a restricted space such as an alleyway.

This term was created by a homosexual called "Kendell" who looks like Moo Deng and is Chinese, Kendell is celebrated in the top 100 LGBTQ people for the year 2023 for his work in this field.

"Poo Deng" would be when this happens but poo comes out instead of just a fart - don't get it twisted YO!

Small Portuguese man: *farts* "Smell that chocolate boy?"

David Bazzuki Roblox Founder: *snifffsss* "mate that is a wild smell! we are in an alleyway so I can't escape! You did a Kendell's Fart! I must embrace it" *snifffs*

by chicken81914 March 7, 2025

Kendells Dropping

Kendells Dropping is a term used to describe the phenomenon where Chinese tourists use streets or apple stores as public toilets.

Arron (jewish): "Yo is that a chinese guy taking a dump in the apple store? Another Kendells Dropping..."

by chicken81914 March 7, 2025

Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011