jizztrap

Something you jizz into

Shut your jizztrap
Let me see that jizztrap

by jjoking May 29, 2018

jizzdit

A horny jit who just can’t keep it in his pants.

That jizzdit is having so much trouble talking to that chick without popping a fat one.

by Gian_Da_Cubano December 15, 2018

jizziness.bizziness.spams

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram

have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

by kyloscrying June 22, 2021

Jizzathalon

When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).

Wanna run a jizzathalon later?

Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

jizzicle

a stream of ejaculate (n.) that has not yet been fully released.
ejaculated semen before it has fully exited the urethra.

can only be seen in a freeze frame of a movie or clip or a photograph.

-PAUSE VIDEO-
"oh man! look at that crazy jizzicle coming out of peter north's dong as he wacks it onto that girl's face!"

by Mr Carmine April 25, 2006

Jizzst

As in "Jist" but to be used as a reference towards something/someone that is hot.
Usually occurs when talking of Batman, Patrick Wolf, James or things of equal hotness.

"omg, Patrick Wolf ;D"
"oh yeh?"
"YEH, his jizz glitters don'tcha know"
"ohh amazing... i get the jizzst"

by BatmanRocksMySocks September 6, 2009

Jizzicist

Someone who derives sexual excitement from the natural sciences.

"Yo, have you seen Brian?"
"Ah, man, I just walked in on that jizzicist having waaaay too much fun with his electromagnetism textbook.

by JZCST July 1, 2010