jewsteak

A cheap cut of meat that contains mostly fat and very little meat. It is usually is on sale because nobody wants to look at a Jew let alone put one in they're mouth.

Pete- "I'm affraid we are all out of food and are forced to eat a Jewsteak."

Dave- "That's not going to happen, I will starve to death because I am not putting a Jewsteak down my Throat"

by jew terd 22 July 19, 2009

Jewstein

A Jewish person with the last name of goldstein, weinstein,etc.

(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up

by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009

Jewshbag

A Jewish douchebag - (pronounced joosh-bag)

My father didn't give me anything for my barmitzvah.... he's such a Jewshbag

by Long Island Stew January 11, 2009

Jewser

Cross between a Jew and a Loser.

Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.

by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009

Jewscuse

An excuse, usually involving a religious holiday they will not be observing, used by a Jewish person to avoid school or some other obligation.

- Damn it, I have a paper to write tonight.
- Don't worry man, it's yom kippur tomorrow. You have a great jewscuse.

by futnut October 7, 2009

Jewsquezia

A magical land on the slopes of Finland where Jews can be squeezed with the slightest of ease.

Timmy went to Jewsquezia to be squeezed with the slightest of ease.

by Bruton Gaster January 11, 2014

jewsturbate

To masturbate to excessive amounts of money.

After selling his 38 pounds of meth, Walter began to jewsturbate to the million dollars hid in the walls

by mr.manson June 6, 2014