Jewbama

A scapegoat used for everything and anything.

Bill: Maaan, Who took my sandwich from the fridge.. ?
Craig: I blame it on Jewbama..

by moe3575 February 25, 2011

Jewdatude

the poor attitude exhibited by certain Jews at certain times of stress

Chaim was so upset about a .01 cent increase in matza that he showed his true jewdatude.

by frankthetankpunchycreepo March 23, 2010

jewbit

derogatory term for a person who is acting cheap, stingy, or uptight (the behavior of the stereotypical Jew), but is not of the Jewish faith.

Branden: Come on Ryan I'll pay you back later, just lend me 5 bucks

Ryan: No way!

Branden: Wow, really? Dude you're a jewbit.

by B. Stein May 8, 2010

jebati

Just means fucking in bosnin serbian and croatian

I jebati your bitch last night

by Ajdobeast February 28, 2017

Jewmata

When talking about Auschwitz while getting anal from a Jew, during which time you say "oh shit" and no one can discern the difference of what you are saying.

As Hayden pounded Jeremy's ass, he let slip an misheard "oh shit". This Jewmata hurt Hayden's feelings and Jeremy was subsequently passed to trey.

by Rancorrage May 30, 2019

Jewmatism

The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.

“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff

pls don’t burn me

by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019

JEWBAB

A combined insult of identifying someone as both a “Jew” and a “Kebab” at the same time. This is to highlight unpleasant characteristics of an individual. Jews are the worst people, and kebabs are cheap and greasy.

“Sophie stop being such a fucking JEWBAB and get the car!”

by Beardedbutcher February 7, 2023