io jamming

An attempt to divert attention away from a direct question by overloading a response with information (See information overload).

"I asked John if he accidentally rebooted the server and he responded by IO jamming for the next half hour about his hectic afternoon."

"My girlfriend asked me if I've been dating other chicks, so I just started IO jamming until she forgot what she asked me."

by treehead February 20, 2007

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jasmit

a man who has the most loving heart anyone could have. he doesn’t open up to many people but when he does he gives them his full honesty, love, trust, and time. jasmit also has very big piece and knows how to use it. he has many girls after him but none of those girls matter if they aren’t the one for him.

if you mess with jasmit he will have no problem addressing his problems with you and he will fuck you up if he gets into a fight with you. he is the sexiest man alive and anyone who has the privilege of knowing him knows that he is an amazing friend and an incredible boyfriend that knows how to treat a girl right.

damn i wish i could be like jasmit

jasmit is one hell of a man

by by tamarah, you’re wife July 5, 2020

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jagmit

Someone you can call or text at any time day or night and they can tell if something is wrong without you even telling them. they laugh with you and they cry with you. they don't tell you what to do, they let you make your own mistakes,but they are there to catch you when you fall. they love you know matter what and they don't judge you. they randomly call you just to tell you they love you or to call you a b**** and then tell you they love you lol. and you can trust them no matter what you tell them.

In short Jag + Mit = Friend of the entire world

when i needed him he was there... he is such a Jagmit

by killers53 February 12, 2010

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culture jamming

An act of vandalism carried out by uneducated but highly indoctrinated activists, who act out from egregious misunderstandings of capitalism taught to them by college professors who dreamt up their ideology with the aid of hallucinogenics and other mind altering substances in the late 1960s.

It is also an act of increativity, since the culture jammer is freed from having to create something original of their own, and instead barnacles their messaging onto an existing work of art, mass media, or communication.

"Dude, my professor told me that if I spray paint Che Guevara on a McDonald's billboard that I'll be culture jamming Mickey Dee's capitalist signal so they won't be able to disaffect the disproportionate disparities of the disenfranchised with their concentration camp chicken, man."

by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014

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