The Home Invasion

Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.

Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV

by Jerthehair March 15, 2018

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cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.

The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.

by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018

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Alien Hominid Invasion

A terrible remake of one of the best games ever made by the Behemoth

guy 1: "i love alien hominid invasion, its my favorite videogame of all time"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"

by ticorza September 12, 2023

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Hell's Invasion

To pour chili oil into all of someones body cavities and lick it out of each one

I had to do the Hell's Invasion method on her.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

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The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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