A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.
by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005
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The city is being wiped out by that dangerously destructive device, but sensitive, cyborg hippo panda.
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Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort
Lacy: Your a walrus
Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*
Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?
Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.
Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
Lacy: Your a walrus
Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*
Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?
Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.
Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
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Matt: I've bought us tickets for Las Vegas!
Lenny: Ohgodfuckyes.
Matt: What was that?
Lenny: I just got very happorny.
Matt: Ah, I understand.
Lenny: Ohgodfuckyes.
Matt: What was that?
Lenny: I just got very happorny.
Matt: Ah, I understand.
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