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Hostile Hodges

A being who masterfully walks the line between being really sarcastic and a disgruntled co-worker. May also suffer mild bi-polar spells.
Jen, it was very Hostile Hodges of you when you told me my singing was bad and that I should give up on life.
by thegoods24 July 13, 2010
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Hodged

To be comepletly lost. Have no idea what is going on 100% of the time
I'm so hodged right now
by Alrichards March 22, 2017
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Hodge

Hodge is a name of a guy who is constantly capping, some might call him a compulsive liar.
He can't go one sentence or conversation without capping. He then becomes extremely defensive once you call him out for very obviously lying. He might be found in a scout group or Roblox military game.
Guy: Hey man how's it going?
Hodge: It's going great
Guy: what did you do this weekend?
Hodge: I went to The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
Guy : No you didn't
Hodge: YES I DID!!! ON MY MOTHER I DID!!!!
by officedaddy March 6, 2025
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Hodging

Adjective: Butting in to a conversation you have nothing to do with, just to insert your own opinion, often preceded by stalking around those conversing in anticipation

When Hodging is done properly, It will always be preceeded by the word "Hodging" in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously piss them off
Man: What do you think of the weather today?
Woman: Its lovely don't you agree?
"Hodge": Hodging! This one time, I was drinking Bud Light, at a Saint Louis Cardinals game... and who do you think showed up but NELLY!
by The Real Zman May 26, 2012
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Hodged

An absolute annihilation of a man’s life. Most comparable to one being curb stomped and getting their mouth shat in.
Holy shit he just got hodged.
by BroSheisty February 22, 2022
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Kei Hodg

Soil Head Lanky Johnsson Slipperdick
Johnsson
by Eddy Brek February 11, 2003
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sean hodges

a universal cutie with a dick so big boys and girls want it, he’s great in the sack and a great friend.
by Daddymaterial February 19, 2019
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