hobo beard

A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.

Yo man, did you see Mr. Czekaj's hobo beard? That guy needs a shave or two!

by The Buhjohnston February 20, 2005

hobo death arena

A strange coliseum-like structure located in Julian B. Lane Riverfront Park in Tampa, Florida on the shores of the Hillsborough River. Dubbed the Hobo Death Arena (or Coliseum) by members of the St. Lawrence University Crew Team in March 2005, it is the backdrop for epic battles between hobos found on the streets by said crew team on their daily runs from the Days Inn on Dale Mabry Boulevard to Julian B. Lane Park for morning practice during Spring Break. The hobos are allowed a choice of weapons - broken 40 oz. bottles, 2x4s, hypodermic needles found washed up on the docks, pieces of shopping carts or coked-out hookers. The winner is rewarded with a week's supply of Colt 40s and the loser's body is dumped in the Hillsborough River.

Common abbreviation is HDA.

When sent to the Hobo Death Arena, the weapon of choice for most competitors is the broken forty.

One time somebody wrote "SHIT" in shit on the wall of the men's bathroom in the Hobo Death Arena. The Director of Rowing called it Performance Art.

by a dud December 15, 2008

Hobo Slobo

A musician known for his eccentric scat-like speech known as swamp talking. Part of the band "Hobo Slobo and The Strong Armed Jugnuts".

Hobo Slobo says "Skeebop Badoobop bluebah seedah!"

by Dirty Jack November 27, 2005

Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.

She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?

by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010

Hobo nap

Sleeping on the floor without the use of a pillow, blanket, or other padding. Can range from a quick nap to a full night's sleep. Similar to the sleep patterns of a homeless person, who sleeps on the ground.

Zeno: "Dude, all the beds are full. Where are you gonna sleep?"

Justin: "No worries. I'll just hobo nap on the floor."

by AinzDizzly April 20, 2010

Hobo Bait

When a hobo finds you attractive.

While carrying out my groceries from the supermarket a group of hobos noticed me. I realized my groceries made me, "Hobo Bait".

by Iron01 May 5, 2009

hobo snatching

when ever 2 or more hobos are eating out of the same can of canned food and one of the hobos takes his fork(or other utensil) and takes the food off of another hobo's utensil, usually a mark of the elusive Alpha-hobo

Rufus-"Man that my ramen noodle bitch!"

annonoymous hobo-"No! i have been hobo snatched!"

Rufus-"B.F.K. FO' LIFE BITCHES!!!"

HoboWatcher-"OMG, the rare and exciting Alpha-Hobo!!! GET THE CAMERA!!"

by clifton062 July 18, 2005