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Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way
Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out
by littleladyH January 2, 2022
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hedge bogeys

Seeds of the Cleaver plant that often get stuck in dogs’ fur.
The dog has lots of hedge bogeys after her walk.”
by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023
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hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.
Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.
by QuacksO May 7, 2018
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hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.
Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.
by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019
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Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya
by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016
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Trevor Hedge

Don't be such a Trevor Hedge
by Trevor Hedge July 8, 2017
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Hedgeing

Partaking in anal sex whilst in a bush.
"I was caught hedgeing after that party"
by _Arist0crat November 15, 2019
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