Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.

by BNov December 4, 2007

This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja April 25, 2016

have a ball

to have a great time and enjoy oneself.

hey paul, hey paul, hey paul, let's have a ball.

by button nose June 15, 2007

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

A meme about rick and morty where people post this in reply of those criticisms of the show.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam November 2, 2017

have your way with

To do whatever you want sexually with a person

"I will have my way with her!" "have your way with me"

by Alan and charlie Harper November 19, 2013

Highway to Heaven

NCT127's song, absolute bop, tOtaLlY nOT AT alL DirTY(track)

We'll take the Highway to Heaven~

by W̵̨̙͚͎͚̯̮̖͍̚h̷̡̩͍̩̙̫̤̯̿̅̀͝͠â̷ February 12, 2021

when i have time

I'm never gonna do it

Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time

by The one and only :) June 27, 2017