handraper

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.

Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch

by Daniel April 21, 2005

Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009

Hafer

A period of time which approximates to within 4-6 weeks in Gregorian Time. It's context is specific to generic timeframes provided by inexperienced estimators.

eg It will be delivered in a Hafer.
eg It will take a Hafer to complete.
eg That operator told me on the phone it would take Hafers of time.

by Langdon Olger January 9, 2009

Hander

A hand job. Sexual stimulation given by somebody else, obtained through hand stimulation of the male sexual organ.

Juliet gave me a hander at the theater.

by Janic Naud May 8, 2008

haber waaa

1) to show pleasure or excitement
2) to show disgust or annoyance

Note: increasing the number of "habers" before the "waaa" increases the intensity of the phrase

1) We are going to Disney World! Haber haber waaa!

2) Look at that obese tub of lard! Haber waaa.

by Alfie Gareth March 5, 2005

Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")

So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?

by Spit Blood April 20, 2003

Hagerstown

A growing city in Western Maryland. Surrounded by hick towns (Hancock, Williamsport, Boonsboro) but it is the metropolitan area of Western Maryland. H-Town is highly underrated by bored teenagers who can't find anything to do. Also, Hagerstown only has 10.7 square miles to it's name, but over 37,000 residents living there.

I believe you should be proud of where you live, and that's why I'm proud to be from Hagerstown, Maryland.
PROSPECT, J-STREET

by Your Father February 7, 2005