Ayumi Hamasaki

what fat nerdy white boys from iowa like to whack off to (hehe)

johnny is a fat white boy from iowa so therefore he beats his junk to ayumi hamasaki's uber cute petite japanese body

by Da Wizard Of OZ January 25, 2011

Hakester

One who is a hippie type of hipster that has others grow marijuana for him/her.

Person 1: hey, did you see that guy?
Person 2: yeah he was getting high, what a hakester.

by scenequ33n June 29, 2009

Halestromn

The ultimate God, and prime good of the universe. It is he who set in motions the nuances existence, and shared his powers across a wide lineage of successors. His power is fabled to be all-encompassing, and his morality pure, which is why many have come to call him the "Warrior-King," "Judge," and "Lord of Justice." In Classical art, he is depicted with a large scythe held and supported by one hand, and a book denoting his judged foes in the other, while many Renaissance arts omit the book, some showing it instead strapped to his waist. It is told that he has been in absence of the world, leaving his creation in the hands of his successors. But prophecy foresees his eventual return to the world, where he will once again take it upon himself to protect the innocent, and judge the unworthy.

"What the Halestromn!?"
"Oh my Halestromn, are you serious?!"
"lol hale pls"

by ShadowPen August 29, 2013

Hales

A "Hales" usually refers to a girl with a big butt. These individuals love creepy crime shows and are typically obsessed with their professors. Hales' have to be properly watched. If left ignored these people have the opportunity to become crazy stalkers. If looked after Hales' can be normal, caring, perfect, and happy beings. They also are usually obsessed with humans named "Kayla".

Girl 1: She's a Hales, look out for her

by Henry Mole October 14, 2014

hameenat

A bad fucking bitch, the baddest bitch you'll ever fucking meet like oh cause what go awf baby sis , looking like a snackkk!

Omg ya girls a dime, you got you a hameenat

by Bootylicker1006sikeyouthought February 15, 2017

Hades lady

A girl who probably came from hell.

Guy: She was my girlfriend. Turned out, just a Hades lady.

Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Hamel the Camel

Hamel the Camel is an awesome children's book written by Rick McEntee and beautifully illustrated by Bran Wilson. It is a story about a young camel's journey to find a mammal and all the friends he meets along the way. It is available at www.hamelthecamel.com.

Becky: "Do you know any great children's books that Carly can read?"

Amy: "Has she read Hamel the Camel yet?"

Becky: "No."

Amy: "Ohhhhh myyyyyy Goooood, Becky. Get that girl a copy today. I like Hamel the Camel and I cannot lie?"

by Ricky Bobby 07 March 18, 2019