Guinea pig

Hamster deluxe

When my hamster died, I decided it was time for an upgrade. So I purchased a hamster deluxe aka guinea pig.

by EtodadoubleU May 26, 2009

Guatemalan Pancake

A sex act consisting of a woman bending over and the man giving her anal sex. She will then have a shit while he is inside of her. Faeces should squeeze out around his penis and the man thrusting against her cheeks creates the pancake effect.

Woman:"Are you familiar with the Guatemalan Pancake?"
Man:"MMmm I love that warm feeling... DO IT!"

by pLUSpISTOL December 1, 2010

poopy new guinea

n. When you take a shit that is two different colors (roughly split down the middle). It looks like the map-coloring for papua new guinea. Usually caused by two different meals getting digested at separate times.

"I had pancakes for breakfast yesterday and chinese food for dinner. This morning I laid a huge poopy new guinea."

by jerry_at_rick January 4, 2010

Guinea tee

Slang for a masculine sleeveless undershirt. Also known as a tank top. Less popularized/ inoffensive version of term “wife beater”. Used by some Italian Northern Americans, mostly and upper east coast saying. Has nothing to do with the

Bobby: “We’re goin to the shore tomorrow should I put on a black shirt or white guinea tee?”
Mikey: “It’s gonna be 98 degrees id go with the guinea tee bro”

by Dagoddt June 9, 2022

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

by centaur_star October 19, 2009

gaiter

A gay waiter. They're pretty common, might as well give them a name.

"Helloooo there, I'm Sebastian and I'll be your gaiter this evening."

by Vinny J. March 15, 2010

Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.

Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"

by tourguide May 23, 2011