Goofy goober

Someone who is always joking around never to be taken serious everything they say is questionable

“I like josh but he’s and goofy goober and I don’t like that”
“Why is Christopher a goofy goober”

by Shakesomethingg December 24, 2019

Paul Giamatti snow globe

An act in which the male has intercourse with his female partner and starts with the "sideways" position followed by giving her oral pleasure, but he must have a full grown beard. Thus giving the act of a "Fred Claus". After that, the man's penis will soften so the female must give him a "Cinderella Man" by giving him a handjob with a boxing glove. He thus then puts on a taxicab hat and has the female lay on her stomach while he rubs his penis on her ass giving her the "Man on The Moon" with butter on his nuts. He must say the phrase "One step for man, On giant leap for Gaimatti". Then he takes her to the bathroom and has her in doggystyle position over the tiolet. Her head dipped into the tiolet bowl as he has doggy style intercourse thus creating the "Lady in the Water". After that session she needs to put some baking greese on her knees, kneel down, say "Honey I'm home" and the man respond by inserting his penis in her mouth thus giving her "The Big fat Liar". After all is done he finishes by ejaculating on her knuckles giving her the "Shoot em Up". She takes the sperm from her knuckles, rubs it against his testicles and then shakes them up like a snow globe thus creating the finale known as the Paul Giamatti Snow globe.

Try it on your friends.

Bitch shut up before I make you go through the Paul Giamatti Snow Globe and make you drown in the tiolet.

by MyWayEntertainment January 10, 2009

Globe

Who knows what its used for these days.

"And I spun it, and I spun it, and I spun it, AND THEN I SLAMMED MY FINGER DOWN and that's why I decided to invade Iraq."

by JBo June 1, 2005

Goober Monkey

An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).

The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.

Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.

You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.

by Audifred October 8, 2008

Korean Snow Globe

An interesting sex position involving a pound of feathers, honey, about five yards of rope, and a tub of dulce de leche. One must suspend oneself from the ceiling with the rope by their wrists and ankles, covered in honey. Your partner must then slowly stick the feathers on you, peel them off, while rubbing your partners genitals with the dulce de leche. We still don;t know why it's called the Korean Snow Globe.

Man: Hey honey, I'm home from the busi- OH MY GOD WHERE DID THESE FEATHERS COME FROM?!?! WHO IS *THAT*?!?!
Woman: Uh....you remember Steve, right? Well, we just tried the Korean Snow Globe. You're home early!

by BowieDick June 19, 2010

Snow Globe

when an astronaut is in space for about a week or two, soon gets horny, jacks one off and then the sperm floats in the ship with them due to the anti-gravity

neil, we just landed on the moon you couldnt wait to jack one off when we got home? its a giant snow globe here.

by gingyangus22 December 7, 2011

Goober

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.

A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.

"I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"

by Awesome-One November 4, 2012