Grundle Grooming

The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.

Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

Grindlesnatch

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.

"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."

by tastynessy December 15, 2011

Throw it in the grinder

When your day is going bad, you put in all the weed you have into the grinder and smoke your sorrows away.

Also can be used if your having a bad day and just want something to ease your day. (alcohol, cigarette, etc)

Person 1: fuck today sucked
Person 2: what are you gonna do now?
Person 1: I'm gonna throw it in the grinder.

by Peckydoom April 7, 2010

grundle gravy

The juicey goodness that runs down the grundle during anal plundering.

"Man I was hittin' Jenny so hard last night in the ass she was drippin' grundle gravy."

by Ian en retard April 3, 2007

grundle gnome

The tiny creatures that knit your grundle fur to your ballsack hair when you're seated. When you stand the hair rips apart. Ouch!!!

Whilst watching the football game the grundle gnomes visited me, and now both grundle and bag are sore.

by IWAAAAAAA October 25, 2007

grundlekill

A form of murder in which you force another person to asphyxiate on your grundle hair

A recent report shows that grundlekillings have increased in third world countries due to inadequate hair removal products

by grundle abomination January 2, 2011

Grundlectomy

The removal of the grundle, due to disease or pubic lice.

Poor Sheldon, no one knew if he was a man or woman after his grundlectomy

by Dan February 20, 2004