Gorking

visceral reaction to jorking it

hey is that thug over there gorking his wood?

by notcynics December 11, 2024

Gouting

To cut off someone’s fingers or toes and stick them in your holes. The amount of fingers or toes you can fit inside you is called a gecord.

“Yo bro we’re gonna go Gouting this afternoon, you wanna come with”

“Nah, I already have the gecord.

by RPissOnYa January 4, 2025

Gorping

The act of filling ones ear canal with seminal fluid to the point of “overflowing”, then playing loud music through in-ear headphones, thus making the semen push further into the ear; repeated until fluid has reached the ear drum.

Please, Sir, could we try gorping.

by TheFirstOm February 3, 2025

Gorking

Fervent support of a person/ activity. Dick sucking/riding with the intention of sucking up to that person/thing. Origin of the word simulates the sound of said activity.

Conservative men love gorking on Trump's cob.

by gojaam February 17, 2025

Gorthing

Gorthing; Verb, a reaction of affection to a person, place, or thing with the ability to turn things to gold.

Normally involves excess salivation/frothing at the mouth.

“The curse of Midas has me gorthing right now.”

by babyteeth March 10, 2025

Gorthing

Gorthing; Verb, a reaction of affection to a person, place, or thing with the ability to turn things to gold.

Normally involves excess salivation/frothing at the mouth.

“The curse of Midas has me gorthing right now.”

by babyteeth March 10, 2025

Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart but at the same time very dangerous. Used by the unemployed/chronically online reel users

Me: yogurt
Gurt: yo wassup I’m straight up gurting it right now

by Spoodledarf April 9, 2025