Commonly occurs in male military service members who are deployed to locations across the world, absent or severely lacking in actual attractive females. This can occur over a long period of time, or immediatly upon boots on the ground, depending on how much pussy backlog the service member had prior to the deployment. Similar to Beer Goggles and the Shallow Hal theory, the affected service member will begin to find the most hideous of hideously ugly females attractive, commonly known as Deployment Queens. This is due to there being a vast shortage of attractive women and the unwavering need for the male specimen to bust-a-nut, regardless of the orifice it goes into or onto.
Service Member 1: OMG, this place is crawling with FUGLIES!!!
Service Member 2: Are you kidding me? Did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the BCG's, the cankles and the FUPA?
Service Member 1: Umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
Service Member 2: I know, I'd fuck her!!!
Service Member 1: WTF, really, dude??? You've got deployment goggles already? We've only been gone for 6 months.
Service Member 2: Are you telling me you wouldn't tap that?
Service Member 1: ........Yeah......I would.
Service Member 2: Are you kidding me? Did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the BCG's, the cankles and the FUPA?
Service Member 1: Umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
Service Member 2: I know, I'd fuck her!!!
Service Member 1: WTF, really, dude??? You've got deployment goggles already? We've only been gone for 6 months.
Service Member 2: Are you telling me you wouldn't tap that?
Service Member 1: ........Yeah......I would.
by Pokebreaker August 8, 2010
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"Bro why did you fuck that ratchet she was a 5 out 10 at best"
"It was the Nmmi goggles man, I thought she was a 7!"
"It was the Nmmi goggles man, I thought she was a 7!"
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Like beer goggles, mom goggles cloud the wearer's vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. Works with looks, intelligence and skills.
Mom: Oh my little girl is the best in her dance class! She jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!
Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.
Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.
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