Gobshite

Shite, that is pronounced from the mouth.

This dictionary rules!

that's complete and utter gobshite.

by Cloud! May 27, 2004

gobstopper

when your boyfriends shlong is too big to blow

hey vinnie, thats some gobstopper, its a hand job for you tonite

by kirsty November 19, 2003

gobshites

Someone who is supposedly gay with his cousin.

GM Typer and Coleslaw are Gobshites.

by DeadzeroCustom September 25, 2003

gobshite

Dubious practice of defacation consumption, believed to be enjoyed by minor celebrities, including Dougie Donnelly. Allegedly.

"£10 for a blowjob, or £50 for a full gobshite."

by quijibo81 June 21, 2006

Gobsmacked

Similar to a lemon party, this sexual act involved older and younger people, however it is an elderly lady with largely saggy boobs that is getting her 'gobs smacked' by a younger male.

Much like a kitten plays with a yarn of wool, batting it around in fascination, the young male smacks the old bat's boobs however he likes
It is also when an old lady wants to get a bit frisky and use her saggy boobs to smack a young male's gob or other parts of his body.

Male: Dude last night an old lady gobsmacked me, it was so good!

Old lady: Oh darling you wouldn't believe how well that 20 year old gobsmacked me last night, it was delightful!

by Bobetta Bobbington May 11, 2011

jimbo gobstopper

man who once wrote a definition on urban dictionary

that was written by jimbo gobstopper.

by marissaxo3 February 18, 2009

gobshite

somebody who really piss you off. really useful when you are driving to insult others who do

watch out GOBSHITE! didn't ya see that the semafor was red!

by Daniele September 20, 2003