Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. When she gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit and then she proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro she was so bad and gave me the greatest Glumpkin ever

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. She gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit then proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro when she offered to give me a Glumpkin I couldn’t turn it down

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

glumptopian

A guy with a hot ass girlfriend

- Damn.. hes got a glumptopian

by anonymous676769 December 5, 2025

Glump

A pretty cool guy

John: hey Glump, what's up?

Glump: oh, hi john.

by Glump_ December 28, 2025

Cum Glump

It can be classified as the accumulation of semen within a males shaft as a result of Glumping. It can also be utilized as a derogatory term.

My doctor said I had an impressive Cum Glump built up after I glumpmaxed for a year straight.

Shut up you Cum Glump.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024