gapster

noun. An old person, generally either a parent or a creeper, who tries to use current slang to bridge the generation gap with people much younger.

Man, nobody in the history of the world has ever actually said "jesus jeans," your dad totally just looked that up on urbandictionary.com. What a gapster.

by spoonerasm January 15, 2011

myspace ganster

a myspace ganster sends your message and call you a punk ass nigga but they wont say it in your face. they have ton's of friends and lots of comments and lots photos on line. They also have lots of mad hot girls/guys no homo.

They have ton's of friends online but in real life they have no friends at all.
myspace gansters well talk about a person online but in real life they would scared to say anything.

Example:jake goes to Valeria's school.
Jake Online:fuck you valeria I will beat your ass down anyday of the week.
Jake Offline: Dont hit me I am sorry Valeria I was just trying to be poplur.

by Brandon Draper July 5, 2008

take a ganster

to take a very large poop

Man, I gotta take a ganster

by Crusty91015 September 30, 2008

Gaston

A small town in South Carolina in the Columbia area. It's home to Peachtree Rock, a section of the woods known for several large rocks in that location that are shaped like upside-down pyramids. There is a Diamond dog food factory as well. As far as last names go, there are a lot of Pounds and Sightlers running around. The town is associated with Swansea, a neighboring country town. If your an adolescent living in Gaston, you'll go to Swansea's high school. Unfortunately, Gaston is saturated with drugs and there has been a lot of methamphetamine production going on in recent years, as well as a lot of busts. The town is starting to grow. A Food Lion, several pawn shops, liquor stores, a Wendy's and a Burger King have recently been built, among other things.

Person 1: Let's make a trip to Gaston to visit Peachtree Rock!
Person 2: Okay, sounds like a plan.

Person 3: Word.

by Sifting Through October 11, 2012

garst

1. to puke or barf
2. result thereof
3. a poorly named residence hall cafeteria at Missouri State University

1. Ugh, I think I'm gonna garst.
2. That casserole looks like garst.
3. I'll pick you up and we'll head to Garst for a casserole.

by Mr. Eyebrows January 13, 2009

gasticle

1.while farting the air from your fart blows your balls.
2.a very gassy person(lik a sack fill with gas)

1.aj gasticled while eating his burrito.
2. God what do u have gasticles.

by u no it January 29, 2005

Gastimate

a guesstimate on the gas mileage of a car

A: Hey I bought a new SUV
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase

A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.

by LanScript September 25, 2009