tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 17, 2006

Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

by kilometeros October 1, 2008

funer

A word used to describe something that is more fun than something else. This is the way you say "more fun" without sounding Lame!

As quoted from Maddox "The Dog".... "Sean is my Funer Dad" or "Disneyland Dads are Funer than Lame Justis Dads"

by Disneyland Dad May 6, 2006

Mein Führer

The way to describe your signifigant other in case a joke arises about someone being the fürher

- Spooks is the führer of discord

Guilo : but he's....

Mein führer

by PlagueyPoo March 21, 2017

Heil, mein Führer

"Heil, mein Führer!" (Hail, my leader!) Is what a nazi says while saluting, which is done by extending your right arm into the air with a strait hand.

"Heil, mein Führer!", says the nazi while saluting.

by dumpeopledontnotheydum March 7, 2019

Futer

A poorly spelled word for "Future". Used to make the original poster in a forum sound stupid.

yea like that will happen in the futer.

by victoryian June 30, 2011

funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.

Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.

by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006