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A user, wanna be finesser, who thinks he can woo a person, place, or thing in a subtle manner in one shot. One who lies pathologically. A person who will swear on his Mama's life, knowing she's a Christian or Bible Tote, or anyone's life for that matter, because he or she loves nothing. The Undesirable, the wicked, the motherfucker you should distance yourself from. One who cares nothing about their personal hygiene. An idiot, who always does fuck shit and who will tie you up for ransom.
FUCKSTICK
You: "Your a fuck stick"
Them: "Thank You, for the compliment"
You: "Google It"
by Stoplynn January 4, 2023
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Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”

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by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
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An educated, ignorant person whose ignorance is so bad that it also makes them an ass.
This guy says that women need to hold their periods in because “that shit’s disgusting”. He is a fuckstick.
by FuckLlama March 30, 2020
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Tommo's a fucksticker who fucks sticks, what a fuckstick.
by Haemoglobin August 31, 2003
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Someone who acts like a complete idiot and has absolutely no sense or couth. This person is a complete fucking moron.
Snowflake: Hey ya fuckstick, what in the fuck is wrong with you? No, no, no you listen here fuckstick!!
by DFW April 13, 2022
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A clueless, bad, irresponsible, oblivious, or idiotic driver. Someone who does something on the roads to piss you the fuck off. People who hold up traffic for miles and seem to not have a clue of what is going on behind them.
"Keep left you clueless fuckstick!"
by Hamish Lee September 19, 2021
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I dunno som1 whos a fuckstick
Suck on the snotty end of my fuckstik.
by b00gerzRUl3 August 6, 2004
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