Floridian Hotcake

The Floridian Hotcake is a pancake concoction made with several different types of illegal drugs, such as weed, cocaine, speed, LSD, etc. To make one, pancake batter is mixed together with whatever edibles you want, and made the same way as traditional pancakes. The name "Floridian Hotcake" comes from the fact that people who eat one will probably do some Florida Man type shit while high out of their mind.

Guy1: Did you see that Bill went out in a ditch and threw baseballs at raccoons and stray dogs screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!"?
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.

by thicc guy July 14, 2019

Floridian Breakfast

The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint

“Dude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morning”

by Count Cockula October 7, 2019

Florida Keys

A truly magical place of crystal clear light turquoise water all around you. A pleasure to make the drive from Miami to Key West. Key West is one of the most relaxing, unique, fun, out of the way places in America. Enjoy!

Driving through the Florida Keys, all you see for 4 hours on the Overseas Hwy is clear blue-green water and smell the ocean breeze. Key West is so laid-back, chill, and filled with history. Both are heaven.

by FloridaKeysLover4Life May 5, 2010

Florine

The most amazing sexy sweet lovely woman in the world. She is kind of a flirt with everyone but that’s just because she wants to be everyone’s friends

-Who is that new girl? She is hot!
-Yea she has a nice booty. I think her name is Florine...
-Wowwww

by Supersupreme October 17, 2019

Florian

He is a very handsome guy with great humor. He makes everybody laugh with his stupid jokes. If you have a Florian as a boyfriend you only can be the happiest you have ever been. Not only because of his big dick and lovely smile, but also because he gives you more love than you could ever imagine. You will get the warmest hugs and the best orgasm.

Go get you a Florian!

Florian is the best kisser

by yourbbygirl2404 November 24, 2021

Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.

The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.

by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008

Florida Man

A guy who has committed a weird or dumb crime or a guy who is just weird and does weird things

One of my classmates grew up to be a Florida Man

by YuOfTheNight August 19, 2019