Feather

A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.

Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

Felch baby

A Baby born by the process of sucking ejaculate out of an anus (not necessarily partner's anus) and spitting it into a vagina.

You Anit nuttin butta felch baby...

by Diddty dix and company. June 15, 2006

felch factory

An extremely promiscuous homosexual, or one who takes felching to the extreme.

Nathan was a real felch factory at the club last night.

by Butthead February 7, 2005

Featheries

A subgroup of science fiction and fantasy fans who focus on cartoon birds, anthropomorphic birds, or human-bird hybrids. Can have a sexual aspect.

Them: "I'm a furry. My fursona is a fox."
You: "Oh, I'm a feathery! My feathersona is an owl. We featheries are similar to furries."

by Little Lord WTF? December 24, 2010

Feltch

The subservient act of orally drawing out the ejaculate of a man from another man's rectum via the anus.

After Wilbur feltched his boss upon his return from his Mexican vacation, Wilbur really needed to floss.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

felching

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.

Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?

by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019

Felch Muffin

A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.

Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.

SLANG: Ben is a Felch Muffin

by Starfabregas4 October 22, 2007