Definitions by Starfabregas4

Felch Muffin

A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.

Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.

SLANG: Ben is a Felch Muffin

Felch Muffin by Starfabregas4 October 22, 2007

Minge Cloth 

A cotton or sometimes synthetic material, mainly used by women to clean there vaginal entrance.

Please use that minge cloth and wash those smelly hanging bacon rashers

Minge Cloth by Starfabregas4 October 1, 2007