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Feeding the Ducks 

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.
Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.
Feeding the Ducks by Flaaron July 1, 2003

Feeding the Meter

the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse
Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours

Feeding the Rhino 

a metaphore for the act of doing some sexual act to a womanizing man whore that has a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues. ussually resulting in the womanizing man whore with a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues to exclaim the phrase "WOW... what a great audience!"
Guy 1: "did you here about (insert girls name)?"

Guy2: "no... wait, was she Feeding the Rhino?"

Guy1: "WOW!"

Feeding the horse 

The act of losing fingers while fingering a vagina
Chris: What happened to Mikes hand?
Niel: He was feeding the horse.
Chris: who's?

Niel: Your mom's.
Feeding the horse by RickyBobby69 February 10, 2015

Feeding the pig 

Waiting and possibly nurturing the girl's "issue" until it passes, at which point you can persue her.

A girl who is too young for you has an attraction for you, but you can't do anything about it due to her age. So you "feed the pig" until she is older and then you allow her attraction for you to turn into something.

Origin: Came from the term "Feeding the pig" which is a situation in where you have a small pig that is useless to you, so you feed it and nurture it until it grows to a fat pig in which you then have a use for it.
Bill: Hey man, that girl wants me so bad. Too bad she's too young.

Tom: Why don't you just feed the pig until she's older?

Bill: Ya man, feeding the pig on this girl will pay off in the end.
Feeding the pig by CMBC June 16, 2009

Feeding the Dog 

The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.
Mom: Eric, what are you doing out there?
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.
Feeding the Dog by Squidward666 April 24, 2018