fosters

australians suck, whos with me?

aussie: these bladdy-ring-tiddlin americans think that we all drink fosters...

american: stop destroyin our stereotypes, we own the world...lol

by kronky December 3, 2007

Faster

A guy feeling so comfortable. So they ask there girl go faster.

Guy"Go faster alexa!"

by Your horny friend April 12, 2020

Chinese fisters

Party game, like Chinese whispers. Everyone gets in a line, and each person inserts a hand (right or left) into the rectum of the person in front of them. The person at the back then starts with a well known phrase (or a film title, or the name of a book) and, using sign language, communicates the phrase to the inner arse lining of the person in front, who passes it up the line as they then understand it. And so on. When it gets to the front of the line, that person speaks out loud the phrase they think it is, and the person at the back tells them what it started as. Much hilarity ensues.

Jesus Christ my arse is still bleeding from the Chinese fisters we were playing last night. Stan started out with "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son," and I ended up with "Fuck your mother yourself, you cabbage faced tosspot." Brilliant!

by Grayson Porlock October 25, 2007

Fosters

Fosters is slang for 'Good Call' referring to the guys in the fosters advert

Guy 1: Hey, I;m going pub, wanna come?

Guy 2: Foster

Guy 1: Right, I'm going for a cig, you coming?

Guy 2: Fosters on that!!

by R1bby July 28, 2011

Faster Faster Zap Zap

During sexual intercourse, when you are allowed back door entry, is the anal sex in which you make quick, but feisty, hits with the tip.

The male cow was herding the female cow with his prod, using his Faster Faster Zap Zap skills! That cow had back door entry, and fun anal sex!

by BattleHawk_15 April 16, 2017

hassle me faster

Sarcastic exclamation asking someone to bother you.

Ditzy Woman: Honeee, I can't fiiind the breaaad!

Macho Man: Dammit, you bimbo, why don't you hassle me faster!

by can'tyouguess? January 13, 2010

LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER

Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well, then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
I've got more wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet
Sweetie you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So I guess we're back to us
Oh, cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off? (let's pick up, pick up)
Oh, now I do recall
We just were getting to the part

Faster LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER

guy one/ walks in.
man two/ yeah baby let me do this to your pussy
girl/ LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER

by sherk is nice February 20, 2021