A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology
also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!
Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks
Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!
Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks
by ChrisKitz24 December 30, 2011

by fr do September 8, 2016

A website that was formerly used for College and University students, but now High School students are allowed to use it. Since then, a bunch of 13 year olds that think they are in High School have invaded facebook and turned it into a site where they can post all of their slutty pictures.
by weeeeeeeee April 6, 2007

Facebook is a social utility that fails to connect people due to the lack of actual time spent Facebooking. Chat is a feature that is used to talk in real time, the fun part being waiting to find out if your message will send or not. The best feature of this social networking site is the commodity of alerts that you receive when you click things, telling you "Oops! Something went wrong, we're working on getting it fixed as soon as possible!" When really, the incredible developers are probably working on something like adding more useless emoticons.
When trying to log in to check your mass notification from people commenting 40 times on a status you liked: "Facebook cannot connect to the server."
When talking to that insanely hot girl that you like so much:
Girl: Hey!
You: Hey!
But the awesome thing is, your "Hey!" never sent, you get to sit and watch the "Sending message... Sending message... Sending message..." For the next half hour why the hot girl thinks you're ignoring her.
When talking to that insanely hot girl that you like so much:
Girl: Hey!
You: Hey!
But the awesome thing is, your "Hey!" never sent, you get to sit and watch the "Sending message... Sending message... Sending message..." For the next half hour why the hot girl thinks you're ignoring her.
by karob93 November 23, 2009

by gordanfreman March 3, 2005

social networking website that most people use nowadays.
most old people and moms have them and write cheesy comments to eachother. it is also for the kids who arent allowed to have myspace pages. probably to best way to stalk someone is on facebook.
most old people and moms have them and write cheesy comments to eachother. it is also for the kids who arent allowed to have myspace pages. probably to best way to stalk someone is on facebook.
"ohh jenny add me on myspace!"
"sorry, im 15 years old and my mom thinks its unsafe, you can be my friend on facebook, ill write embarrasing things all over your wall before you check and everyone sees it"
"ahh fuck you im gonna hook up with some more fun myspace whores!"
"sorry, im 15 years old and my mom thinks its unsafe, you can be my friend on facebook, ill write embarrasing things all over your wall before you check and everyone sees it"
"ahh fuck you im gonna hook up with some more fun myspace whores!"
by uncle bettie sue April 11, 2010

Person 1: Do you use facebook?
Person 2: Yea, and so does my mom
Person 1: how old is she?
Person 2: 49.
Person 2: Yea, and so does my mom
Person 1: how old is she?
Person 2: 49.
by kiki kay November 10, 2009
