Fard

When you fart so hard but no shit comes out, hence being a fard and not a shart.

Greg : "Did you just fard?"
Bethany : "Yeah."
Greg : "You're lucky that wasn't a shart."

by Jerry McNoBitches September 12, 2023

fard ball 69

frady

joe: fuck you
fard ball 69er

by cock crusher 6940 June 5, 2023

shided and farded and came

where you shit fart and cum your pants at the exact same time

lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

by shid penis May 12, 2022

fard

The expression "fard" can be used to exclaim your frustration with a subject or can be used as a one word sentence as filler for silence, sometimes it can even get people to laugh.

1-Oh fard! I'm late to work!
2-Fard.

by MrB-14y837423213875t2315 October 19, 2022

Fard

Fard: verb

To fard is to intentionally misrepresent, avoid, or ignore the drawbacks or negatives of an ideal, proposal, situation, etc.

This is with intent to decive another party or oneself.

To gloss over something that would or could stop someone pursuing a certain path.

*Sigh* No... It's a real word and NO that's not what it means! Fard is just a normal verb... Or at least it was until you people ruined it!

by DuctTapeForever July 9, 2022

I farded

I farded is when you took a big fard

Example: Man, those beans were so gassy that I farded

by I forgor' May 28, 2022

FARD

A fard is a type of fart that useally make poop come out aswell as a fart

EXAMPLE:Today i farded so hard

by The Fard master69 July 25, 2023