Earthlink

The WORST ISP there is on the planet, hands down. Should be out of business. Example below will give you an idea as to what kind of morons run the show there.

Me: "Hi, I'm having problems with my connection"
Earthlink Tech man: "I'm very sorry ma'am"
Me: "????"
Earthlink Tech man: "Calling for tech support? You'd have better luck bleeding a stone."
Me: "I've fixed it myself"

On a more positive note..because of their uselessness I've taught myself much.

Earthlink, like HELLO?? McFly wake up.

by Mikeala January 8, 2006

Earth Dandruff

another word for snow

whats that on the ground??
EARTH DANDRUFF :D

by jajaleigh August 3, 2009

earthologist

An expert of earthology (the study of earthworks)

My friend is an earthologist

by damjam2011 December 10, 2011

earth-moving

1. radical; 2. earth shattering; 3. a major life-changing event; 4. Something so very shocking, that moves the ground under your feet; 5. Something that is mind-blowing; 6. surprising; 7. crazy; 8. insane; 9. a doozy; 10. when something is so amazing that it changes your world; 11. to break up or destroy the tranquility or settled state of; 12. another way of saying mind-blowing, or fucking amazing.

She: "So, how was your date with that hottie last night?"
Me: "It was totally earth-moving."

by littlemomento December 9, 2013

Earth Lagging

Mean's you are behind in human society.

Oh brother, he's earth lagging

by TCo[R] September 14, 2020

hollow earth hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by some that states the earth is hollow and may have people or tiny suns inside of it. Jules Verne used this idea in a story of his, The Journey to the Center of the Earth (sorry I can't italicize on this phone).
Others believe were on the inside of the earth and outer space is inner space. However its proved that space is expanding so that's debunked.

Jon believes the earth is hollow on the inside, so he is an adhereant to the hollow earth hypothesis.

by happyatcommonsense March 8, 2015

flat earthers

people who believe the earth is flat ,usually the people who repeat kindergarten and still fail.

flat earthers:My 5 page thesis on why the earth is shaped like an alex jones supplement

Page 1

Have we ever even seen the earth? Ive seen globes but those are "global"ist propoganda. Stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter and they can see the moon? I think not you trick ass bitch. I specifically hate elon musk. Him and his other space nerds trying to shove propoganda like "why do you think the earth is a pill" and "please leave our room you dont have a job here" and "please put clothes on youre scaring my children" but i dont care.

Page 2

Science is a liar sometimes. If you look in history you see multiple science bitches doing stupid stuff like eating murcury and saying "the earths oceans are real" my point is scientists are wrong all the time and we should not take their word as fact.

Page ?
Where am i

They found me man. The globalists. They took my "brainpower" supplements and i cant think straight anymore. This is my last chance to say something. The earth is absolutely a pi--@#!%$#
Page 5
THE EARTH IS ROUND AND GLOBELIKE. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM I MEAN ME. BELEIVE THE FACTS. IM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST

by smash mouth this is my swamp June 8, 2018