detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

by Duanester May 24, 2008

derton

see drips/dirty mexican/alcoholic

by boner July 29, 2003

deton-hate

When a person in a group conversation makes an obvious threat to cockblock, and blow up a spot on another after clear sign is given to change the subject or stop.

Guy: "You know you're the only one for me, girl!"

Janet: "Really? You so sweet!"

Emily: "Who was that one girl I saw you with yesterday, Guy?"

Guy: "Oh, my sister? We went to lunch. She prettier than you, Emily! Quit trying to deton-hate and go somewhere!"

Janet: "Aww, you and your sister....that's so sweet!"

Emily: "You ain't a player, fool!"

Guy: "Emily, get your hand off the red button and beat it!"

Janet: "Yeah, Emily, can't you see we're talking?"

by Haloed Griot May 4, 2005

denton

when someone is to committed to going on a night out even when nobody wants to

your a fucking denton you

by lemontree1234567890 January 5, 2011

Grant Deaton

Sweet and funny guy that's always trying to make people smile. Handsome and fun to be around, life of the party. Smile that could light up a room and looks amazing with short hair.

That guy is so sweet and sexy, he's a total Grant Deaton

by littledevl11 May 5, 2011

Deltona

the wackest place in Florida with the wackest people for ex: posers, losers, wannabees. Girls claiming dher bi 4 attention. Boys thinking they have style when they don't. So bascially a shitty place.

Girl: "Where are you from?"
Boy: "Deltona."
Girl: "Wtf. Where is that?"
Boy: "A shitty place with ugly ass girls & whores."
Girl: "Haha. Bumss."

by Chupamel0 August 1, 2008

dexting

sending text messages while drunk

She had so much to drink last night she had to check her cell this morning to see who fell prey to her dexting.

by Zenobia Valentine March 18, 2009