Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 7, 2024

The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018

delis

delis is meow. meow is delis. delis is zara's baby meow.

pretty, cute, sexy, hot, comforting, funny, smart, are the only way to describe delis.

if you see delis in the street, pwease gib her some food. zara love delis mwah 😘

"meow meow meow meow" : "delis delis delis delis"

by meow's baby August 17, 2021

Deli Safari

Shoving a ton of sandwiches in your mouth at once.

John: Hey Emily,how's your brother?

Emily: he's dead john.

John: What happened?

Emily: he went on a Deli Safari.

John: HA,classic Brian.

by casualtrash January 22, 2015

Wisconsin Deli Slicer

The act of of making a grilled cheese.

I asked her to make me something to eat and the bitch made me a Wisconsin Deli Slicer.

by KGB Construction February 5, 2023

Deli Stinnett

1. The most tightest and athletic person alive. Also usually known as the masta, man with the plan, and you can't understand unless your the man, which your not cause your no Deli.

Man, you will be the next Deli Stinnett.

by Deli Stinnett April 26, 2005

Go Deli Beli up

When you eat so much deli meat you have to lay on the couch with belly up. Pregnant women are often mistaken for suffering from Deli Beli up.

Go deli Beli up jeffrey.

by Romoboi May 31, 2019