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Blue dress

1. An illusion.
2. A fluke of bad lighting.
3. Irreconcilable confusion.

The metaphor originates from an image of a dress which gained instant internet notoriety because the lighting in the photograph caused the dress to appear unquestionably deep-blue & black to many viewers, and obviously white & gold to many others. The dress was actually gold and white, but the human eye's perception of the shades often causes misinterpretations.
1. An amputee may still feel the missing limb, but it is a blue dress. The senses betray.

Pedestrians were in awe while viewing a hole to the center of the Earth in downtown Manhattan. They knew it was a blue dress - a sidewalk painting that used perspective to trick their eyes- but it was incredible.

The advertisement for the fast-food hamburger was a blue dress. The burger looks completely different in reality.

2. Her date's appearance was a blue dress. He looked beautiful in white-light, and frightful in dim light.

3. The comedy act "Who's on first" is a blue dress. Few people even try to understand.
by OneMaleHuman April 26, 2015
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off like a prom dress

Similar to "gotta jet" or "gotta bounce", this phrase means to leave somewhere very quickly with speed matching that of prom dress removal at a post-prom party.
Talk to ya later, I'm off like a prom dress.
by jonlindg October 4, 2005
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Little Black Dress

LBD: Little Black Dress for the sole purpose of seducing men. Most women have one in the recesses of their closet. This is the dress that is just a little too short. Just a little too tight. One that hugs curves you never knew you had. One that looks as if it was made for your body and your body only. One that makes you feel sexy the second you put it on. It has to be simple. All black, no buttons or ornamentation. The exhibition of the LBD should only be used in emergencies because once revealed, it would never again have its full potency. The philosophy of the LBD is a writ in the canon of the Sisterhood.

(Thanks to thetreacletart!)
It was time to bring in the big guns. It was time for the LBD - the Little Black Dress (pause for dramatic emphasis - lightening crashes, thunder rolls, small animals scurrying away in fright). He'd be mush in her hands before long.
by daughter of a b**** January 22, 2006
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Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.
by Miss Stevie December 29, 2003
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jennifer lopez dress

A man's bathrobe.

Name applies to the garment when worn either by a man or women.

Named because of its resemblance to the dress Jennifer Lopez wore during the 2000 Grammy Award ceremony that was criticized for being revealing.
Men's robes are so revealing, they resemble Jennifer Lopez's dress. Therefore, a man's bathrobe is called a Jennifer Lopez dress.
by Bed time January 6, 2010
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Pappy's Old Dress Sock

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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-the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, views old photographs and asks themself "What the hell was I wearing???"
Honey, I just looked at the picture of me from senior prom in my high school yearbook...i have post-traumatic dress disorder!
by jakester42 July 13, 2011
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