DILDO 

The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).

Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!

DILDO by Tcp October 6, 2013

Dildo 

1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".

As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.

Dildo by Ἀπολλύων October 31, 2016

dildo 

Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs

My boyfriend's weiner is so small i have to use a dildo.

dildo by UofL June 6, 2005

Dildo 

A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole

Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.

Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.

Dildo by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009

Dildo 

a peice of plastic that girls can stick up their hole

I need a dildo to masturbate

Dildo by Cassie May 12, 2003

dildo 

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)

Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.

dildo by The General February 26, 2004

dildo 

A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.

Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo."

Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."

dildo by honkycat June 14, 2010